Brian Cohen is an average young Jewish man, but through a series of ridiculous events, he gains a reputation as the Messiah. When he's not dodging his followers or being scolded by his shrill mother, the hapless Brian has to contend with the pompous Pontius Pilate and acronym-obsessed members of a separatist movement. Rife with Monty Python's signature absurdity, the tale finds Brian's life paralleling Biblical lore, albeit with many more laughs.
as Wise Man #2 / Brian Cohen / Biggus Dickus
as Wise Man #1 / Reg / Jewish Official / First Centurion / Deadly Dirk / Arthur
as Man Even Further Forward / Revolutionary / Jailer / Blood and Thunder Prophet / Frank / Audience Member / Crucifee
as Mr. Cheeky / Stan 'Loretta' / Harry the Haggler / Culprit Woman / Warris / Intensely Dull Youth / Jailer's Assistant / Otto / Lead Singer Crucifee
as Mandy Cohen / Colin / Simon the Holy Man / Bob Hoskins / Saintly Passer-by / Alarmed Crucifixion Assistant
as Wise Man #3 / Mr. Big Nose / Francis / Mrs. A / Ex-Leper / Announcer / Ben / Pontius Pilate / Boring Prophet / Eddie / Shoe Follower / Nisus Wettus
as Gregory
as Mrs. Gregory
as Jesus
as A Weedy Samaritan
as False Prophet / Blind Man / Giggling Guard / Stig
as Matthias, Son of Deuteronomy of Gath
as Mrs. Big Nose
as Judith Iscariot
as Pilate's Wife
as Alfonso / Giggling Guard
as Another Official Stoners Helper / Giggling Guard
as Parvus / Official Stoners Helper / Giggling Guard
as Spike
as Mr. Papadopolous (uncredited)
as Passer-by (uncredited)
