Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
as Norm Archer
as Cock Puncher
as Dana Dobbs
as Sensei
as Dennis McCormick
as Michael Bolton
as Ahmed
as White Black Guy Tim
as Ivy Leaguer
as Cooking Show Chef
as Wizard Proteus
as Rodney Dangerfield
as Peruvian
as Typical Neighbor Husband
as Kip Kendall
as Alzheimers Old Lady
as Alzheimers Guy in Crowd
as Producer
as Producer
as Melissa Cherry
as Surgeon General
as Dibo
as Kenneth Garber
as The Masses
as Rapist Lisa
as Rape Victim Julie
as Steel Beam Architect
as Line-Up Detective
as Porn Star
as Porn Star
as Lollipop Love Dancer
as Office Worker
as Lollipop Love Dancer
as Lollipop Love Dancer
as Wigger Jim
as Heavy Girl
as Announcer
as Hippie Diplomant
as Bryce Brand
as Bryce's Manager
as Bates Computer Salesman Dirk
as Peen Out Guy
as James Nakatami
as Gay Guy
as Gil Bates
as Cockpuncher Entourage
as Kwame Roberts
as Taliban Terrorist(uncredited)
