Why the hell would you want to play for the Toronto Boxsprings? They’re a bad team in a lousy inter-county league. They’re owned by a crappy discount mattress store. Even their locker room sucks - stuck in the leaky basement of a local dive bar.
as Jessica 'Messy Jessie' Tapp
as Chester 'Chip' Hudson
as Benjamin 'The Berg' Berger
as Kashvi 'Cash Money' Suthakar
as Elias 'Eclair' LeClair (as Michael Daniel Murphy)
as 'Mystic' Linda Callaghan
as Andrea 'Sad Andy' Tapp
as Tony 'Noname' Yaznewski
as Jeremy 'Juicebox' Berger
as Umpire
