
Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.

as Danny Meehan

as Doc

as Governor

as Burton

as Massive

as Trojan

as Ratchett

as Sykes

as Tracey

as Billy the Limpet

as Bob Likely

as Monk

as Z

as Barman

as Second Barman

as Policeman

as Policeman

as Hayter

as Nitro

as Ketch

as Chiv

as Mouse

as Cigs

as Jerome McFife

as Raj