
A failed Hollywood actor returns to his home town in Wisconsin and reminisces about his life in L.A. to a potential new girlfriend about his faults, auditions, misadventures, and confrontations with the evils of Hollywood.

as Milwaukee Steve

as Sam

as Simon Sez Simone

as The Colonel

as Cherri Contrary

as Steve's Manager

as Steve's Agent

as The Man

as The Frog

as Desiree, the Whore


as Maloney

as Mr. C

as Casting Director

as Agent #1

as Agent #2

as Manager #1

as Sugaree

as 8th Grade Dropout

as Ria

as Ass-Slapped Girl

as Limo Girl

as Bistro Waitress

as Bussler Waitress