Filmmaker Alan Smithee finds himself the unwilling puppet of a potentially bad big budget action film, for which he proceeds to steal the reels, and leaves the cast and crew in a frenzy.
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as James Edmunds
as Dion Brothers
as Leon Brothers
as Sylvester Stallone
as Whoopi Goldberg
as Jackie Chan
as Jerry Glover
as Michelle Rafferty
as Ann Glover
as Myrna Smithee
as Sam Rizzo
as Gary Samuels
as Sister II Lumumba
as O.B. Ka-Nobee
as Stagger Lee
as Aloe Vera
as Bill Bardo
as Wayne Jackson
as Attendant #1
as Attendant #2
as Sheila Kaslin
as S.L.A.
as Allessandra
as Thelma Ginsky
as Cousin Andrew
as Photographer
as Bonnie
as Clyde
as Big Lez
as Black Policeman
as Japanese Businessman
as Japanese Businessman
as Laker Fan
as British Bartender
as Robert Evans
as Joe Eszterhas
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