
Barney Thomson, awkward, diffident, Glasgow barber, lives a life of desperate mediocrity and his uninteresting life is about to go from 0 to 60 in five seconds, as he enters the grotesque and comically absurd world of the serial killer.

as Barney

as Cemolina

as Holdall

as Detective Inspector June Robertson

as James Henderson

as Chief Superintendent McManaman

as MacPherson

as Chris

as Wullie

as Detective Sergeant Sam Jobson

as Charlie

as Bingo caller

as Customer Number 1

as Mrs. Gaffney

as Jean Monkrieff

as Chris' Creepy Neighbour

as Well Dressed Young Man

as Margaret

as Jenkins

as Mrs. Kerr

as Alex

as Sally

as Sheena

as Customer 4

as Lizzie

as Barber

as Wife of Murdered Man

as Big eared customer

as Customer 6