Wrongly accused of physically abusing a fellow actor, starving thespians Arthur and Maurice find themselves pursued by the law aboard a cruise ship.
as Maurice
as Arthur
as Maitre D'
as Attractive Woman
as Baker in Kramer's Pastries
as Gertrude in "Hamlet"
as Claudius in "Hamlet"
as Bernardo in "Hamlet"
as Sir Jeremy Burtom
as Burtom's Assistant
as Stage Manager
as Mike / Laertes in "Hamlet"
as Francisco in "Hamlet"
as Lily 'Lil'
as Voltri, First Mate
as Sheik
as Pancetta Leaky
as Happy Franks
as Maxine (Max)
as Detective Marco
as Johnny Leguard (Frenchman)
as The Veiled Queen
as Meistrich
as Mr. Sparks, the Tennis Pro
as Mrs. Essendine
as Emily Essendine
as Stewardess with Luggage
as Captain
as Steward
as Stewardess with the Queen
as Bandleader
as Woman at Bar with Pills
as Woman with Captain
as Older Man who Drops Dead
as Bartender with Big Glass
as Audition Director (uncredited)
as Shipmate (uncredited)
as Drummer (uncredited)
as The Escort (uncredited)
as Shipmate (uncredited)
