
Gary Starke is one of the best ticket scalpers in New York City. His girlfriend, Linda, doesn't approve of his criminal lifestyle, though, and dumps him when she gets the opportunity to study cooking in Paris. Gary realizes that he has to give up scalping if he has any chance of winning her back. But before he does, he wants to cash out on one last big score. He gets his chance when the pope announces he'll be performing Easter Mass at Yankee Stadium.

as Gary Starke

as Linda Palinski

as Benny Moran

as Lady with Cash

as Zeus

as Harry the Head

as Refund Lady at the Met

as San Diego Vinnie

as Alice / 'Cyclops'

as Tony

as Barry the Book

as TV Customer

as Newscaster

as Catholic Schoolgirl Fanny

as Catholic Schoolgirl Lucy

as Arty

as Casino

as Fat Max

as Gerrard, Culinary Director

as Mrs. Bennett, N.Y. Times Food Critic

as Mrs. Dolmatch

as Rhonda

as Mrs. Haywood

as College Kid in Jail

as Alex

as Social Security Checker

as Stanley

as Good Call Johnny D.J.

as Undercover Cop

as Kenny Paliski

as Mrs. Paliski

as Uncle Donald

as Uncle Tony

as Realtor

as Maury, Funeral Director

as Father V. Crespo

as Yankee Stadium Security Chief

as The Pope

as Ray Charles

as Vickie

as Taxi Cab Driver

as Confessional Priest

as Baby in Womb

as himself