
Charlie and Dan have been best friends and business partners for thirty years; their Manhattan public relations firm is on the verge of a huge business deal with a Japanese company. With two weeks to sew up the contract, Dan gets a surprise: a woman he married on a drunken impulse nearly nine years before (annulled the next day) shows up to tell him he's the father of her twins, now seven, and she'll be in jail for 14 days for a political protest. Dan volunteers to keep the tykes, although he's uptight and clueless. With Charlie's help is there any way they can be dad and uncle, meet the kids' expectations, and still land the account?

as Charlie

as Dan

as Vicki

as Zach

as Emily

as Amanda

as Ralph White

as Jimmy Lunchbox

as Yancy Devlin

as Gary - Child Proofer #1

as Nick - Child Proofer #2

as Martha

as Gloria Lawrence

as Troop Leader Adam

as Condo Woman

as Tattoo Artist

as Yoshiro Nishamura

as Riku

as Tijuana Priest

as Kelly

as Singing Waiter

as Singing Hostess

as Singing Waiter 2

as Indian Guy

as Hot Waitress

as Grandma

as Grandpa

as Old Guy

as Singing Waiter 3

as Hot Waitress 2

as Japanese Executive

as Japanese Executive

as Japanese Executive

as Japanese Executive

as Japanese Executive

as Japanese Executive

as Driver

as Little Kid

as Rayburn & Reed Employee

as Spanish Lady

as Lazy Pooch Employee

as Japanese Flight Attendant

as Waiter

as Hot Waitress 3

as Cute Soccer Kid

as Soccer Kid

as Soccer Kid

as Dancer

as Dancer

as Dancer

as Dancer

as Dancer

as Dancer

as Dancer

as Dancer

as Back-Up Singer

as Back-Up Singer

as Back-Up Singer

as Muppet

as Muppet

as Muppet

as Muppet

as Muppet

as Muppet

as Gorilla

as Zoo Security Guard

as Zoo Maintenance

as Pretzel Man (uncredited)

as Ice Cream Girl (uncredited)

as Pedestrian (uncredited)

as Pedestrian (uncredited)

as Hot Jogger (uncredited)

as Handyman (uncredited)

as Big Tina (uncredited)

as Restaurant Patron (uncredited)

as Japanese Security Guard #1 (uncredited)

as Airport Security #3 (uncredited)

as Commuter (uncredited)

as Singing Waiter (uncredited)

as Commuter (uncredited)

as Businessman (uncredited)

as Bartender (uncredited)

as Singing Waitress (uncredited)

as South Beach Dude (uncredited)

as Conga Line Dancer (uncredited)

as Girl at Birthday (uncredited)

as Lee Robinson