Charlie and Dan have been best friends and business partners for thirty years; their Manhattan public relations firm is on the verge of a huge business deal with a Japanese company. With two weeks to sew up the contract, Dan gets a surprise: a woman he married on a drunken impulse nearly nine years before (annulled the next day) shows up to tell him he's the father of her twins, now seven, and she'll be in jail for 14 days for a political protest. Dan volunteers to keep the tykes, although he's uptight and clueless. With Charlie's help is there any way they can be dad and uncle, meet the kids' expectations, and still land the account?
as Charlie
as Dan
as Vicki
as Zach
as Emily
as Amanda
as Ralph White
as Jimmy Lunchbox
as Yancy Devlin
as Gary - Child Proofer #1
as Nick - Child Proofer #2
as Martha
as Gloria Lawrence
as Troop Leader Adam
as Condo Woman
as Tattoo Artist
as Yoshiro Nishamura
as Riku
as Tijuana Priest
as Kelly
as Singing Waiter
as Singing Hostess
as Singing Waiter 2
as Indian Guy
as Hot Waitress
as Grandma
as Grandpa
as Old Guy
as Singing Waiter 3
as Hot Waitress 2
as Japanese Executive
as Japanese Executive
as Japanese Executive
as Japanese Executive
as Japanese Executive
as Japanese Executive
as Driver
as Little Kid
as Rayburn & Reed Employee
as Spanish Lady
as Lazy Pooch Employee
as Japanese Flight Attendant
as Waiter
as Hot Waitress 3
as Cute Soccer Kid
as Soccer Kid
as Soccer Kid
as Dancer
as Dancer
as Dancer
as Dancer
as Dancer
as Dancer
as Dancer
as Dancer
as Back-Up Singer
as Back-Up Singer
as Back-Up Singer
as Muppet
as Muppet
as Muppet
as Muppet
as Muppet
as Muppet
as Gorilla
as Zoo Security Guard
as Zoo Maintenance
as Pretzel Man (uncredited)
as Ice Cream Girl (uncredited)
as Pedestrian (uncredited)
as Pedestrian (uncredited)
as Hot Jogger (uncredited)
as Handyman (uncredited)
as Big Tina (uncredited)
as Restaurant Patron (uncredited)
as Japanese Security Guard #1 (uncredited)
as Airport Security #3 (uncredited)
as Commuter (uncredited)
as Singing Waiter (uncredited)
as Commuter (uncredited)
as Businessman (uncredited)
as Bartender (uncredited)
as Singing Waitress (uncredited)
as South Beach Dude (uncredited)
as Conga Line Dancer (uncredited)
as Girl at Birthday (uncredited)
as Lee Robinson
