
After England's football (soccer) manager has a heart attack, Mike Bassett is hired as the new manager and promptly announces the team will win the World Cup.

as Mike Bassett

as Karine Bassett

as Lonnie Urquart

as Dave Dodds

as Interviewer

as Tommo Thompson

as Kevin Tonkinson

as Smallsy

as Gary Wackett

as Self

as Dr. Hans Shoegaarten

as Geoffrey Lightfoot

as Margaret

as Jason Bassett

as Journalist

as Journalist

as Journalist

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Jack Marshall

as Deano

as Danny

as Parksey

as Harpsey

as Gorgeous

as Berksey

as Macca

as Super

as Smudger

as Sexy

as Ossie

as Normal

as Perky

as Grids

as Self

as Self

as Phil Cope

as Manchester Rep

as Midlands Rep

as Alan Massey

as Supporter

as Self

as Self

as Benson

as Hedges

as Scottish Player

as Scottish Player

as Scottish Goalie

as Irish Player

as Footballer (uncredited)