Zypcio is an idealistic heir to a large brewery in Poland. In the face of Chinese invasion threatening Eastern Europe, he is corrupted by the advances of both Princess Irina, who is after his money, and the court jester, who is after his virginity.
as Erazm Kocmołuchowicz
as General Niehyd-Ochluj
as Princess Ticonderoga Irina Vsievolodovna
as Eliza
as Old Prince
as Toldzio Porayski, Zypcio's cousin
as Scampi, Princess Irina's son
as Sturfan Abnol
as Kapen Genezyp de Vahaz "Zypcio"
