
A shy San Francisco librarian and a bumbling cop fall in love as they solve a crime involving albinos, dwarves, and the Catholic Church.

as Gloria Mundy

as Tony Carlson

as Mr. Hennessey

as Archbishop Thorncrest / Archbishop's brother

as Stanley Tibbets

as Stella

as Fergie

as Rupert Stiltskin

as Delia Darrow / Gerda Casswell

as Mrs. Russel

as Elsie

as J.J. MacKuen

as Theatre Manager

as Scarface

as Scott

as Sandy

as Mrs. Venus

as House Manager

as Whitey Jackson

as Coleman

as Sally

as Ethel

as Mrs. Monk

as Turk

as Sylvia

as Pope Pius XIII

as Japanese Man

as Japanese Woman

as Truck Driver