
Bernie Laplante is having a rough time. He's divorced, his ex-wife hates him and has custody of their son, the cops are setting a trap for him, then to top it all, he loses a shoe whilst rescuing passengers of a crashed jet. Being a thief who is down on his luck, Bernie takes advantage of the crash, but then someone else claims credit for the rescue.

as Bernard 'Bernie' Laplante

as Gale Gayley

as John Bubber

as Evelyn Laplante

as Chucky

as Deke - Channel 4 News Director

as Winston

as Wallace

as James Conklin

as Chick

as Judge Goines

as Flight Attendant Leslie

as Donna O'Day

as Joey Laplante

as Fireman Denton

as Robinson

as Elliott

as Jury Foreman

as Prosecutor

as First Bailiff

as Court Official

as Second Bailiff

as Mendoza

as Mendoza's Friend

as Vargas

as Espinosa

as Probation Officer

as Flight Attendant Freddy

as Mr. Fletcher

as Richie Fletcher

as Mr. Smith

as Kelly

as Susan

as Mr. Brown

as Bag Lady on TV

as Makeup Artist

as Inspector Dayton

as Fire Captain

as Paramedic

as State Police Officer

as Bag Man

as Parker

as Joan

as Anchorwoman - Channel 4

as Reporter - Channel 8

as Reporter - Channel 13

as Allen in Coma

as News Vendor

as African American Wannabee

as Fighter Wannabee

as Fighter Wannabee

as Another Wannabee

as Mud Face Wannabee

as Tall Wannabee

as Tough Prisoner

as Tough Prisoner

as Tough Prisoner

as Rasta Prisoner

as Waiter/Captain

as Millionaire

as Sylvia

as Street Kid

as Street Kid

as Buxom Woman

as Viet Nam Vet

as Viet Nam Vet

as Guard at Jail

as Nurse Roberts

as Teen in Hospital

as Teen in Hospital

as Hospital Guard

as Doctor

as Child in Hospital

as Child in Hospital

as Child in Hospital

as Child in Hospital

as Child in Hospital

as Teenage Girl in Hospital

as Cop at Hospital

as Donna's Boyfriend

as Police Chief

as Fireman on Ledge

as George Bush Look A-Like

as Barbara Bush Look A-Like

as Mr. Broadman - Man Committing Suicide

as Director of Channel 4 Crash Feature